kevin - this is for you
kevin is bored so i'm writing a blog. by the way, sorry i didn't call you back.
i cannot effing wait for my marathon training to start. jenny and i are unbelievably antsy....and fat.
let's see....what have i been up to...
OH....thursday night i went to cafe europa to visit my dear friend connor. got wonderful food and drinks. then i bitched to nick because i was being a dumb broad and we got a beer and i went home. get this, i open my car door and step in a pile of puke. ew...fucking gross. BUT then, it's almost midnight and i see my landlord and realize i need to pay him rent. so i walk into his apartment and he's like, so do you like wine? and i'm like, yeah. "here, these tenants moved out and left three bottles of wine and i dont drink." so stepping in puke didn't bother me because i scored three bottles of wine. fabulous.
friday night was fun. had a bbq at marcos'. i proceeded to get drunk. we went to this bar where they had this game where there were two pictures of porn and you had to pick out the differences in a certain amount of time. we didn't play but andre and i kinda helped out the people who were playing. that shits just funny. later that night, i apparently had a really good conversation with andre and dont remember. crap. well, glad i could give him advice in my drunken phase. =)
saturday went to the beach....blacks beach to be exact. so, andre and i decided to take a walk and i got stung on the bottom of my foot by some jackass bee. i spaz out, andre is laughing at me because i'm spazzing out, and i'm seriously in pain. so 15 minutes later the pain is mostly gone and i pull out the stinger and then we proceed to look at naked people. we saw the perfect rack on this one chick....i'm not kidding...PERFECT. props to her.
went over to brads house for another bbq. good to see him...it had been too long.
then we had a girls night. but oh my god my shins are effing sunburned. they rather hurt. anyway, jenny, erica, megan, another friend, joan and i went to maloneys. we had three different sets of guys buy drinks for us. dammit why was i the d.d.! i randomly ran into my friend from junior high who i probably hadnt seen since then. he's so nice. then we danced the night away. good times.
today joan, jenny and i went to the rock n roll marathon to cheer on joan's family members and miss brenna mullen. it was a lot of fun....however, it really made jenny and i want to start our training already. it's going to be SOOOOO much fun. so yeah...there's my quick update.
on another note, who breaks up with someone over email? honestly, you pansy ass fucker who looks like the bad guy in oceans 12.
i cannot effing wait for my marathon training to start. jenny and i are unbelievably antsy....and fat.
let's see....what have i been up to...
OH....thursday night i went to cafe europa to visit my dear friend connor. got wonderful food and drinks. then i bitched to nick because i was being a dumb broad and we got a beer and i went home. get this, i open my car door and step in a pile of puke. ew...fucking gross. BUT then, it's almost midnight and i see my landlord and realize i need to pay him rent. so i walk into his apartment and he's like, so do you like wine? and i'm like, yeah. "here, these tenants moved out and left three bottles of wine and i dont drink." so stepping in puke didn't bother me because i scored three bottles of wine. fabulous.
friday night was fun. had a bbq at marcos'. i proceeded to get drunk. we went to this bar where they had this game where there were two pictures of porn and you had to pick out the differences in a certain amount of time. we didn't play but andre and i kinda helped out the people who were playing. that shits just funny. later that night, i apparently had a really good conversation with andre and dont remember. crap. well, glad i could give him advice in my drunken phase. =)
saturday went to the beach....blacks beach to be exact. so, andre and i decided to take a walk and i got stung on the bottom of my foot by some jackass bee. i spaz out, andre is laughing at me because i'm spazzing out, and i'm seriously in pain. so 15 minutes later the pain is mostly gone and i pull out the stinger and then we proceed to look at naked people. we saw the perfect rack on this one chick....i'm not kidding...PERFECT. props to her.
went over to brads house for another bbq. good to see him...it had been too long.
then we had a girls night. but oh my god my shins are effing sunburned. they rather hurt. anyway, jenny, erica, megan, another friend, joan and i went to maloneys. we had three different sets of guys buy drinks for us. dammit why was i the d.d.! i randomly ran into my friend from junior high who i probably hadnt seen since then. he's so nice. then we danced the night away. good times.
today joan, jenny and i went to the rock n roll marathon to cheer on joan's family members and miss brenna mullen. it was a lot of fun....however, it really made jenny and i want to start our training already. it's going to be SOOOOO much fun. so yeah...there's my quick update.
on another note, who breaks up with someone over email? honestly, you pansy ass fucker who looks like the bad guy in oceans 12.
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