True colors are showing through

It doesn't matter what color I dye my hair, I am truly a blonde...and i definitely had a dumb blonde moment today.

I went to grab a cupcake out of the kitchen at work. i was joined by raylene and there were two other women in the kitchen as well. i grab a cupcake in one hand and grab two forks in the other, one for myself and one for raylene. as i go to hand raylene the fork, i start looking around for my cupcake and have a really confused look on my face. i think one of the ladies asked what i was looking for and i sadly said, i can't find my cupcake. and she looks at me like i'm crazy, which i am, and she says, the one that's in your hand?

jesus h. christ.