Playing hooky

I feel like a rebellious teen again! Oh wait, i wasn't a rebellious teen. I totally ditched work today. I got woken up at 9, realized what time it was and decided to call work and let them know i was going to be in late. Then I flipped the miraculous coin and it told me to take the day off to hang out with mama thompson - or as i like to call her now, the j-mom. let's recap the nite...

YESTERDAY
Went to help coach a soccer practice with little boys who were about 10 years old. Oh the flashbacks to USD soccer camps. good lord...they are a lot to handle. But it was fun.

Decided to go to the shout house with the j-mom, jenny, anthony, and joan. what a blast. was well on my way to a good buzz when we picked j-mom up from the airport. The shout house is a piano bar downtown and it is a great freaking place. Continued to drink a big ass beer in a cup that says "big ass beer" on it. then i remembered that the only other time i had been to the shout house i was wasted beyond all control and called andre creepy. oh the memories.

so we toasted and drank and sang and it was wonderful. when i first sat down i looked at one of the guys playing the piano and i was like, holy shit i know that guy! granted, i don't KNOW him but he was the pianist when i was in the usd choir. never said a word to him in my life...minor detail. always thought he was cute though. so we drank some more and sang some more. then, this is classic, anthony requested they play "stacey's mom" but say jenny's mom instead. you remember that song? stacey's mom has got it going on...

so the CPG (cute piano guy) started playing it but he said stacey's mom. then he stopped the song and said he was supposed to be saying jenny's mom and then he asked the audience, where is jenny's mom? so we all point to j-mom and they get her up on stage. THEN cpg asks, where's jenny? so jenny joins her mom on stage. many pictures were taken. then cpg says, i think they've lost that loving feeling. so everyone starts singing the song like it's another top gun. i don't know how it came about but cpg said something about watching out for these ladies because they're full of std's and whatnot. and i died....i was laughing so hard. the two probably cleanest ladies in this world just got told they have std's. so effing funny. so we all go back to the table and i drink some more.

after all the drinking it was time to pee. so i'm on my way to the bathroom and they start playing istambul is not constantinople and i turned right back around and sprinted to jenny. because only crazy people like us know they might be giants. so funny.

later they started playing vanilla ice and cpg asks anyone who knows how to dance like vanilla ice to get up and start dancing. so anthony gets up next to our table and starts dancing exactly like vanilla ice. so cpg gets anthony up on stage in front of everyone to dance. freaking hysterical.

then at some point anthony, jenny and i went up to the bar for a shot of tequila. i'm wasted by this point in time.

so throughout the night i keep looking at cpg and when he took a break earlier in the night, joan and i did a walk-by to see if he would look at us. he didn't, so when we got back to the table we came to the conclusion that he must be gay. towards the end of the night, cpg got off stage and was hanging out in the bar area. in my drunken phase, i thought it a good idea to go hit on him and ask if he was gay or not. so i walk up to him and ask him if i can buy him a drink. he's not dumb so he says of course. then i asked him if he was the piano player for usd (damn well knowing he was) and we talked about that for awhile and i told him that i thought he was an amazing pianist. and he is. so after that, i decide it's a good time to throw the gay question at him. i am an idiot...whatever. this is what i said...

"So I don't want to offend you but i wanted to ask you if you were gay."

and he looks at me with an expression of surprise and wtf. i think to myself, fucking A andi. he responds with a NO and asks if he gives off that impression and I said no it's just that he's musically challenged and you don't find many that are straight. He's still looking at me like i'm this crazy ass girl. but for some odd reason he kept talking to me. maybe he felt bad cuz i bought him a beer. so we talked for a little while longer and then i had to pee again. so i said i'd be right back. jenny joined me and when we came out of the bathroom there was no more music, mostly everyone was gone. jenny walks back to the table and i go back to the bar assuming the guy has left. nope still there...however my beer wasn't. haha. oh well. THEN, this was unexpected. he asks me if i want a shot. well i'm not dumb either so i gladly accept. his shot of choice? jager. always fucking jager. as soon as he said that i start laughing because i have interesting experiences with jager. so we take our shot. and then it's time to leave. and i remember writing down my number for him but i don't remember if i just offered it or if he asked me for it. i really wish i could remember. oh well...and then i was joking with him saying he wouldn't call me. he asked why and i said because i called you gay. and we laughed and it was all fun. but i figure if i called andre creepy and we ended up dating, i can call cpg gay and we can end up dating. HAHA. i love my reasoning. however, i don't think he'll call but that's ok because i got a great story out of it. =)

i don't remember walking back to the car, nor the ride home, nor the walk to our apartment. but somehow i woke up this morning in my pajamas so that's a good thing. fucking jager...i swear i always forget shit when i drink that black licorce tasting demon.

TODAY
had every intention of going to work today. but i needed to hang out with my mama, the j-mom. we went to breakfast and ran errands and it was a lot of fun. j-mom is hysterical. they all went camping so i'm on my own for a couple days. i will get studying done dammit!

i just have to remember that today is not saturday and that i still have work tomorrow.

ps- i love evanescence and i wouldn't mind raping amy lee. =)