Love co-workers, Hate Brokers

So, I've gotta have at least one breakdown a tax season. I'm so delirious by this point in time that I usually laugh things off. Not this. I called this broker at 5:05pm on a friday nite to get tax information after he failed to call me back for two days and this asshole basically says i'm retarded to my face (or my ear rather), why would you ever request information when the client hasn't contacted him first, is telling ME how to do MY job, uses profanity (not towards me but still) and keeps saying other demeaning and criticising things while he gets me the information i need. don't fucking tell me how to do my job asswipe, i don't have patience for your shit. I was pissed off. So I hung up, said asswipe out loud, and started crying. How unprofessional and rude of this fucker to do that...to anybody.

So, I love my work people, they comfort me and buy me cake. Then they're trying to get through their last tax season items and they break out a jug of beer. So they comfort me, give me cake AND feed me beer.

They are the reason I get through my tax season. I freaking love them.

Family Feud idiots

So raylene and i watch family feud with our wonderful half hour lunches, and let me tell you, there are some freaking idiots on the show. This was the incidence today.

Question: State a country (keyword COUNTRY) that starts with the letter "A."

Cute-all-boy-family: Albania

err....not one of the four choices.

girl-whose-family-is-all-in-HOT-pink: Argentina.

Ding, number two answer.

so the host goes over to the hot pink family and there were two dumb girls who couldn't even think of a country to say and then the last girl says this.

"Asia."

I missed it cause i was laughing hysterically but apparently the host kinda looked at her like, wtf? And of course, it wasn't on the board, being Asia is not a country you dumb woman.

So they go to the cute boy family and they're yelling Afghanistan and Australia and the main guy decides..

"I'm going to choose a place that I know we all want to go to....Amsterdam."

Um, that's not a country either and hello! your brothers told you Australia. so they obviously lost. Number one answer - Australia, three was Austria and four was Afghanistan.

Our country is sure full of some winners.

Holy crap it's April 8th.

You would think that I would be happy that it's the 8th and that I only have 9 days left of tax season....but now it just means it's crunch time and I have to file a gazillion extensions. crap.

Last weekend was fun:

FRIDAY
CPK with Kevin, Nina, Stu, Brigitte, and Christine. Oh wait, I forgot about the breakdown i had before i entered my room and before dinner. I was super tired after i got done with work on friday and my dad called me right before i entered my room and told me that he wanted to come visit the next weekend. super tired andi + daddy coming to visit = andi crying hysterically. so i wipe my tears because i know the kev and nina are in my room...but then when i walk in and see stu i started crying again because i wasn't expecting to see him and i love stu! everyone kinda looked at me like what the fuck is wrong with you...but i was over it.

SATURDAY
work. shower. jv's carne asada burrito. shouthouse for jenny's bday. you bitch, you slut, you whore! (or hoe, i actually don't know which one it is.)

SUNDAY
wake up at the buttcrack of dawn to watch the crew classic. thank god for coffee. watch the race. then thank god for free beer. it's always amusing hanging out with the crew guys....they just make me laugh. and then there was that pidgeon with the stick stickingout of his belly. awkward. and i got to see nicks legs up close and personal which always make me happy. my poor nose got sunburned....at least it wasn't as bad as joan's legs. haha....sucka!

froyo. drunken shopping with joan. which this is the first time i actually bought heels that fit me while being drunk. but the next day i decided to take them back because my feet were too white to pull them off. sad. dinner at pizzeria uno. i don't even think i even touched me meal. just my alcoholic beverage.

walk back to my apartment to find holly waiting to get in. joan goes home and kevin, nina, stine, brigitte, holly and i went to dinner. i didn't eat. just drank more. apparentally i wasn't saying anything that inappropriate....the most inappropriate thing was probably reiterating the fact that josh wanted to stick a cactus up my cooch. and the interesting part was that we were actually trying to determine a cactus that wouldn't feel too bad. kinda disturbing actually.

THIS WEEK
work. duh.

FRIDAY
went to dinner with my daddy. ran into brooke roby. i got all pissed about the alumni game again. but then got over it.

SATURDAY
ate breakfast at the mission with joan and daddy. work. cruised around 5th ave for what seemed like years. until we found several bars to go into. we as in joan, my friend from work and her roomie. quote of the nite - andi, we really need to find less attractive people to go out with. so true joan, so true. did you know that it costs $25 to get into on broadway now. 25! that's just ridiculous. my main argument was that you need to separate bills in order to pay a fucking cover. unless you're girls just want to have fun, bitch - "does anyone have change for a twenty?" sjp - "sorry, i don't have anything smaller than a fifty."

ok i'm mumbling. happy easter.

Note to Self

Don't drink during tax season ever again.