Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Invention of the Day

See this a perfect example of why we would make a fortune off of beer vending machines...
~ Jenny in response to Joan and my disastrous days

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Truly a fatass in another life

...or maybe i am one. Members of my working community as well as my roommate have decided to join me in a veryfew-sweets diet.

Able to eat/drink:
sugar-free hot chocolate
happy coffee (mocha...but being that i'm giving up coffee for tax season that doesn't really help me)
frozen yogurt with no toppings
diet coke

Unable to eat:
candy
ice cream
cookies
brownies
cake
chick drinks (according to brian, this is fruity cocktail drinks)

any other type of dessert

Some may say this is for lent...but it's definitely not. This is so I am able to fit in a bathing suit in May. yay hawaii!!!

Oh, so the reason I was truly a fat kid in another life is because my diet starts tomorrow and raylene convinces (yeah right) me that i should get cheesecake and live up my last day of eating whatever i want. so i did...and now i feel like a cow. ug.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Happy V Day, love joan

This was my conversation with joan today. It really made me laugh out loud in my little cubile at work.

J: “It’s tough to walk in a single woman’s shoes. That’s why we buy the expensive cute ones – to make the walk a little more fun.” – Carrie Bradshaw

Happy V-Day.

A: my idol is samantha....with the exception of probably having a million STDs.....

J: Yeah, I figured she would be, but with Carrie’s shoes :)

A: i do love my shoes. i really was craving wearing red heels to work today...but then realized i didn't own any. dammit.

J: Ahhhhh, and to think you almost purchased sparkly red ones on a number of occasions…….

A: eff you.

J: Hey now, that’s not a very Valentine-y comment.

A: i want cheesecake.

J: Dammit, now I’m hungry.

A: so britney's toxic came on my itunes shuffle. i really want bright red hair now. at least for a day.

J: OMG, I didn’t tell you what I added to my itunes last night – 60’s music!!!! I’ll definitely be belting em out in my car for 8 hours Friday.

A: eff you.

J: Back atcha, beeyatch. You’re the one with the compilation CD set that I could have “borrowed” and gotten the songs for free.

A: shit, i suck.

J: Yeah you do. Cuz I’m leavin, and I bet you have to stay at work. Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





and have a happy valentine's day all...

Monday, February 12, 2007

Good Life, Bad Life, Red Fish, Blue Fish

THURSDAY
My friend Mike from high school came into town on business and gave me a call. We had dinner at this really yummy restaurant downtown and were reminiscing about what everyone was up to. And then he paid for dinner on the company...i love the working world!

He and his coworkers were staying at this house RIGHT on the beach in Mission Beach. Yes house and yes the windows look out to the ocean. We went up to the roof and drank some wine and just stared out at the dark ocean. All you could see were the white waves crashing down. I have never been so at peace in my entire life. I didn't care about work, or the fact I had to be up in a few hours, or anything else in my life. For anyone who is stressed out, please go to a beach at midnight and watch the waves...i promise you will feel 1000 times better.

mike, you're fucking awesome.

FRIDAY
work.

a couple of the new people at my work went to the W after we were all done for the day. it was nice to see people come out of their shell and to see what they really think about the firm and to get to know them. so we all exchanged numbers and decided we should go out.

granted, it only ended up being three of us...but i was perfectly fine with that because it was two newbies that i didn't really know anything about. so we went to henesseys and watched a friend of a friend of a friend's band. there was always a drink it front of us plus about a gazillion shots. i have no idea how we were still all coherent.

so i went up to by a round for everyone. i got back to the table and there was the gross attorney (we knew hw was an attorney becuase it was one of the first things out of his mouth. PS....if you make decent money...don't let that be the first thing our of your mouth you sleezebag. oh, i make money so why don't you fuck me. asswipe.) anyway, needless to say we kinda blew him off. then i realized my purse was missing.

my friends maintain that i left it at the bar but i still think that jackass attorney stole it because a) as soon as i realized my purse was missing i went to the bar to see if anyone had turned it it, b) my friend and i totally blew him off and c) 20 minutes later my friend goes up to the bar to see if anyone had turned it in and it was there.

this is because i didnt have anything valuable in my purse. my tab was open at the bar and my cash was in my pocket. so unless you want a piece of crap cellphone, lipgloss, and my ID, my purse isn't going to do shit for you.

it was funny though...because i totally wasn't stressed out the fact i had lost it. anyway, we piled in a cab and went back to our friend's house, played beer pong (it's a good thing my partner was awesome otherwise it wouldve been disastrous), i dropped 2, yes 2 beer bottles, cutting my toe.

of course i was more worried about getting blood on his hardwood floors than the fact my toe was bleeding. that just made me laugh.

what a great effing night.

SATURDAY

felt like a million dollars...surprisingly. went to chill with my aunt in escondido, went to the casino, ate dinner, and gambled a little bit. i won $4 baby.

went to cold stone and watched the devil wears prada, which was amazing.

SUNDAY

went to work.

found out a girl from USD died. squish....sorry for the loss of your friend. and that's where i lose it and start crying....hearing that crap hits too close to home. so not only do i feel bad for my friends who knew her, i think about my recent loss and my friends who were affected by it. went for a run because it was the only thing i thought would help. decided to kick my own ass and run farther than my body probably wanted.

went to bed...rather sad. i miss my friend.

MONDAY

i want cheesecake. or froyo.

Sunday, February 04, 2007

FINALLY hiking and apple pie in Julian

I know it's been awhile since i've posted anything...but really my life has been pretty boring.

I have been wanting to go to Julian ever since I heard of what it is. Christine invited me to go with her, her friend from work and all of her dodgeball (yes dodgeball) friends to go hiking in Julian. I was like, hell yeah i wanna go.

First off, let's discuss this dodgeball thing. they play at a rec center in OB and it's an actual league. So me, being very curious about this, asks one of the guys if you play like in the movie. He said that they have 4 girls and 4 guys on a court and it's pretty much the same. I think that is the coolest thing. On the hike back up the mountain, one of the guys asked if c and i were going to play with them. c was like, um no. and of course i was like, well if you need any more girls you just let me know. how cool is that...i may become a dodgeball player! then i can be hot like christine taylor. =)

ok, sidetracked already.

all the people going hiking met at crown point around 9 to hop in each others cars and whatnot. there was a big group of us....12 i think. so we piled in cars and drove out east. once we hit the julian area, we started on this dirt road and it was winding and it seemed like it had no end. c and i were like, where the fuck are we going? and the reason we say this is because we're driving on winding roads with a gazillion feet drops right next to us. those mountains back there are pretty big. but we finally reach our destination on the middle of a mountain.

we hop out and start on the trial down the mountain. people were freaking speed-hikers. i thought you were supposed to enjoy the experience not fucking race. but nonetheless...the way down was fun.

let me explain what these mountains look like. brown and rocky.

ok now that i have that out of the way, we go left in the fork in the trail and we hit water. i'm thinking, where the fuck did this come from? low and behold, i was at the top of a waterfall. it was freaking weird looking STRAIGHT down to the little pool below. someone said it was like a 90 ft waterfall. so i see everyone else on the other side of this little river before the waterfall. so i decide to join them. as i'm stepping on the stone to go across, i defintiely slipped and ate shit. and there i go into the stream. luckily it didn't hurt. i had expected myself to fall at some point during the day....i'm just glad i didn't really hurt myself. so i stand up and after someone asks if i'm ok and i start laughing....everyone starts clapping and i take my bow.

so our next mission was to go down to the bottom of the waterfall because some people wanted to go swimming. ok, so we decided to make our own trail and hike down this rocky trail. i'm basically crab-walking because i don't want to eat shit again. seriously, when they said they were going hiking, they should've said extreme hiking.

once we're at the bottom, some people are eating and some people are getting ready to go swimming. their was also another family there with a husband, wife, and two kids...which later i found out their names were Hunter and Fisher. what the fuck parents? AND the little boy was carrying a knife in this little side pouch around his waist. no no no, it wasn't a swiss army knife....but a fucking dagger.

anyway, the first guy jumps in the pool and is like, omg it's cold. about 6 people go in before and everyone says the same thing, omg it's cold. they swim to the other part of the pool, get out and are standing on some rocks with no other place to go but back in the water to the place where we had originally jumped in. so i had already decided that i would be pissed if i hiked all the way down this steep ass mountain and didn't go swimming. so i'm in my sports bra and underwear and dive in. first off, there go my underwear.

holy jesus...i thought i was going to die. if not for the children around i would've screamed holy fuck. the water was probably about 40 degrees and i was not expecting it to be THAT cold. so i'm in this freezing ass cold water trying to swim and pull up my panties at the same time. let's also keep in mind that i don't really know how to swim. i can get from point A to point B but i don't really know how to swim regularly. i tried to do a regular stroke and i probably looked retarded in front of all these people i just met for the first time. i finally made it to the other side of the pool and gladly got out. a couple people came in after me. then one by one we swam back. the second time wasn't so bad but it was still effing cold. and i still thought i may drown and no one would come in to save me because the water is too effing cold. that would suck.

so we all lay out on some big rocks and dry off. it was a GORGEOUS day. not too hot and not a cloud in the sky.

so the little boy goes up to his dad and says, "dad, it says "f-u-c-k-u" on that rock over there. so the dad goes over there, grabs a rock and starts hitting the other rock to rub off the writing. i thought that was kinda funny.

so we hike back up the mountain but this time we take the long way with a small incline. i like that a lot better than the steep stuff.

we get back up to our cars and decide it's time for apple pie. i'm very excited because i've always heard about it but have never had it. we went to julian pie company. it was pretty good. i really don't know if it was up to all the hype...but i would definitely go back.

hiking is fun! c and i were pretty impressed with ourselves. kinda sore now but that's ok.

all in all...a pretty damn good day. =)